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The only thing more narcissistic than a personal blog is commissioning a giant oil painting of your head on the body of a silken purple puma that's riding a motor scooter along with my baby girl Kim. But it's a close call.
My New Year's resolutions for 2014. The New York Times and Wall Street Journal got into a bidding war over this one which was so fucking tiresome that I just published it here and then ate a whole thing of peanut butter in one gulp.
Because the arts district.
I stole most of this one from that Clint Eastwood speech with the chair.
I heard on NPR that this is the last thing David Foster Wallace read before he killed himself.
In other news, the other night I was sleeping with a pillow between my legs. I woke up and that pillow was soooo warm and I realized, I can totally turn around and pretend this warm pillow is a person spooning me while I fall asleep. It was awesome. I'm so whole.
My last few months on AltDaily, which I'm kind of editing again:
Obama Acknowledges Marijuana Prohibition Hypocrisy, Says Weed No Worse Than Drinking
Thoughts on Guiding America toward the Revolution It Has Been Waiting For
Did you hear the one about The Pushers starting a comedy theater and improv school in the Norfolk Arts District?
Norfolk's History & Future Weaving Together: Fort Tar Lofts, on the Edge of the Arts District
Coming to the Arts District: The Parlor on Granby
It's Real this Time: Hurrah Players are Officially Coming to the Norfolk Arts District
The Texaco Building is Under Contract
Call to Artists: $10,000 Mural in the Norfolk Arts District
Your Chance to Curate a Gallery at The Chrysler
AltDaily Buy Local Only & Forever Shopping Guide
Local Guy Directs Video for Beyoncé, Named Most Legit Out of Maury Ever
There's an Ancient Ocean Underneath the Chesapeake Bay. No Biggie.
Revels with a Cause
Interview with the Curators: Humanus Spiritus Animalus
The Magic of Mandela
How do we get more regular people to recycle?
Downtown Norfolk Scuttlebutt
Video: Booker T. Washington Band Surprises Local Recycler
5 numbers that will make you question how America honors its veterans
The Conservative Movement and the Perversion of the Christian Ideal
Fun Timelapse of Downtown Norfolk
Freemason Rallies Around Its Small Businesses
Unsung Heroes in the Hampton Roads World of Arts & Culture
Top 10 Reasons to Come to Fight Club Tonight
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