Wednesday, January 14, 2009

If I was a comedian

I might tell jokes like, When you have a big poop, and the toilet is having a hard time flushing it, do you root for or against that thing?

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The people that make NyQuil are badgood

I'm pretty sick right now, so I just drank a bunch of NyQuil. Did it always taste this good? I just got some Italian bread and dipped it in the dose cup. Delicious. I'm probably addicted, but I don't care. Maybe I'll care in, like, a year, when I'll have to write a teary goodbye letter to cherry NyQuil. But until that day...

enjoy the queen responsibly. (Queen is pictured above.)